Adults only Christmas Chocolates

 

Christmas chocolate doesn’t have to be all snowflakes, bows and carols. Sometimes the season calls for something a little cheekier. Our Adults-Only Christmas chocolates are made for grown-ups who like their festive fun with a wink, a laugh and a little naughty surprise under the tree.

We’ve taken the spirit of Christmas and mixed it with our flirty, funky, downright playful chocolate range—think Belgian chocolate, premium ingredients, sustainably sourced cocoa, and shapes that definitely aren’t found in your average advent calendar. If you’re looking for something “a little out there” for your partner, a party, Secret Santa, or simply to spice up a December evening, you’re in exactly the right place.

All of our adult Christmas chocolates are handcrafted with the same care, skill and quality as our traditional gifts. Smooth, luxurious Belgian couverture on the inside; naughty, suggestive and laugh-out-loud designs on the outside. Whether you’re after a chocolate body part, a cheeky festive message or something hilariously inappropriate for the office party (depending on your office…), we’ve got the very best of the 18+ chocolate world.

Adult Christmas Chocolates for Every Grown-Up

Whoever decided that Christmas gifts must be wholesome clearly never unwrapped a chocolate d*ck wearing a Santa hat. At Chocogram, we don’t really follow the rules—we follow the fun. And fun comes in all shapes, sizes and flavours. Our adult Christmas chocolates are perfect for him, her, or anyone with a good sense of humour and zero interest in boring gifts.

Some crowd favourites from the naughty list include:

• Festive Chocolate D*ck

• Chocolate P*ssy with a Christmas twist

• Let’s F*ck Under the Mistletoe Bar

• Great T*ts Hamper – Christmas Edition

• Send Nudes (But Make It Christmas)

• All I want for Christmas range

• The Three Willies: Naughty North Pole Pack
  …and honestly, so much more. ’Tis the season for chocolate, chaos and questionable gift choices.

Adult Chocolate Gifts for Every Festive Occasion

Adult chocolate doesn’t need a reason, but Christmas definitely gives you one. Whether it’s for a partner, a friend, a lover or a very brave Secret Santa reveal, our naughty Christmas chocolates guarantee a reaction. Giggles, blushes, shocked faces, delighted partners—we’ve seen it all. And yes, they get something delicious to put in their mouth too (the chocolate… mostly).

Our 18+ Christmas range is also a hit for:

• Work Kris Kringle gifts (if HR is cool)

• Christmas hens and bucks parties

• Festive date nights

• Grown-up Christmas stockings

• Holiday celebrations with friends who don’t clutch their pearls

If they like chocolate and they like a laugh, there’s a perfect gift waiting.

No Melt, No Break, Just Pure Naughty Joy

All our adult Christmas chocolates are crafted with premium Belgian couverture and packaged with care. So yes, your chocolate d*ck will arrive in one glorious piece—not as a festive jigsaw puzzle. Our no-melt, no-break guarantee means your gift lands exactly as intended, ready to surprise, delight or mildly traumatise or we send a new one!

Want to Make It Even Naughtier?

You can personalise your Adults-Only Christmas chocolate with a message that truly says what’s on your mind—sweet, spicy, suggestive or outright bold. Or pair your item with one of our pre-printed adult chocolate bars to complete the moment.

If you’re stuck for the perfect message, don’t stress—we’ve got plenty of ideas (some safe, some very much not).

Need More Info About Our Adult Christmas Range?

If you’re curious, tempted, or already giggling, you’re in the right place. Our customer service team can help you pick, personalise and send the perfect cheeky Christmas treat anywhere in Australia, including Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Brisbane, Adelaide and beyond.

Christmas is the season for giving… and these gifts definitely give.